Visited Boracay in the Philippines. Just sat on the beach (amazing beach), cheap and tasty food, girl by the side, tonnes of water sport/activities. What more do you need?
This is kind of open ended and would need a girl's opinion who hates it also, but:
Why don't girls want to swallow? Shit, my girl eats green mango with salt, , soy/fish sauce and bagoong (this weird tasting filo 'sauce' that tastes strongly of fish)/really sour and salty filo foods like pineapple and salt, and Durian fruit that has the consistency of snot/mucus and smells like shit. I don't get it, whenever it even gets near the mouth she shrieks? #girlproblems